We stray closer to god evey day
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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Rip on a pussy bong with the god ones.
human flesh knows no known bounds. it is endless and its torment is forever.
There’s bad breath and then there’s this
Pretty sure that’d melt the silicone.
I left one of my packers in my closet just a little too close to the ceiling light and it melted.
I doubt it was silicone in that case. The melting point for silicone is like 1000 F.
this is true but i don't think there are many brands of... this particular device, which are pure silicone. they're out there, but they're the minority
I was referring to their packer. Some are silicone, some are a blend, some are made of other things.
Your flashlight isn't filed with steel barbed wire?
What am I even looking at?
spoiler
fleshlight bong
Would you pull it off while inhaling at the end so it makes a pop sound?
Is that… a pocket pussy?
If I ever found myself desperate enough to even consider smoking out of that, I’d have to take a serious look at my life.
I'd probably do it at a fetcon, if I was the first person.
no sloppy seconds, thanks.