Jehovah is a spiritual, emotional and physical virus. A usurper of normalcy and goodness.
You first, Senator.
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So are his constituents okay with this comment. And if not why aren’t yall rebuking this fluke.
He is trying to bring about the second coming. If you are an evangelical Christian who genuinely believes you are at the end times, it is unreasonable to be concerned with anything else but contributing to prophecy and siding with "God's people". Particularly as he is getting older and has less and less stake in the future of the Earth, and he's now looking towards his eternal future stake in Heaven.
Given his beliefs, he is acting in the most rational, predictable way. The fact that his beliefs are a fucking farce, and detached from reality, makes his rationale inherently broken. But you will never convince him that his beliefs are wrong.
Lindsey Graham is up for reelection in South Carolina this year.
So knowing those things, knowing that he literally cannot rationally be concerned with your peace, your economy, your welfare, your freedom, or your life when it is compared to the return of his messiah to bring him and all his ilk to God, the most important thing in his faith... why would you vote for him to lead your country? If you also believe the same things as him without a doubt in your mind and wish him to work towards prophecy too, sure, voting for him is entirely rational given the premise. But short of that, if you wish for this country and world to be in good shape when Jesus inevitably doesn't come... if you are a patriotic voter, a conservative, MAGA, moderate or otherwise, that decided before that Graham might be good for this country, then why the hell would you ever give your vote to him again? Someone who admits his only concerns lie with Isreal, US be damned. Who is eagerly looking forward to the apocalypse.
You don't have to hate the guy for practicing his beliefs, but you do need to question why you would ever put him and his beliefs in charge over your future that he very much does not care about. Vote Graham out.
Maybe you should send this as a bunch of letters to the people of South Carolina. You might accomplish something beyond preaching to the choir.
A good example of how fundamental religious belief is nothing more than mental illness.
It’s obvious who he’s working for. And it ain’t the people of South Carolina
yeah but the people from South Carolina seem too stupid to understand the implications
This stupid fuck needs to die asap I can’t stand his little gleeful face always spewing vile shit
I wish they would move all their stuff there. And then for a bomb to drop on them. That'd be great.
Dude. If the nazi coup has taught us anything, it's that the systems of checks and balances are largely an illusion; no different to the oath that tens of millions in the military have sworn against domestic enemies, yet all of them have completely ignored while a few thousand fascist pedophiles and Russian agents burn the entire thing to the ground!
All of these fascists are in close quarters at capitol hill, or a dozen other locations, every god damn day. Remember how easy it was for mentally ill masses to storm the capitol on Jan 6? The same incompetence permeates the entire government; especially this admin.
The reality is that nazi traitors like Graham are only alive because 99.999999% of the human population have chosen not to attempt murdering them. I'm sure there are millions of people intelligent and competent enough to do it if they really had the conviction. The fact this clown show has got this far is why I'm sure more than ever that humanity is cooked. The vast majority of us are far too selfish and self-serving to actually sacrifice our comfortable, pointless little lives for the greater good...
What "stuff" does he want moved there?
Our treasure and our blood.
Edit: goddammit I hate saying that because it sounds like a antisemitic trope, but it's fucking TRUE. The greatest trick Isreal ever pulled was conflating a nation state with a people and a culture.
Sure, he can move all his stuff. He can move all his stuff wherever the fuck he wants, I don't mind. Need help packing?
If he wants to move there, he's welcome to. He won't be missed here.
Stuff meaning pedophile activities I assume?
Is Baal listening to such prayers?
Baal will take it under advisement.
Be the change you want to see
I never realized how similar Sean hannity and Lindsay graham look. Their faces here look like someone made the masks for comedy and tragedy from the same person (who had previously suffered a stroke).
He's trying to end the world
Israel: More America than America
American conservatives could never survive there. Nonprofit universal health care including state paid abortions which value the life of the mother over the fetus alone would cause their little teeny black hearts to stop.
Cool, when do they leave?
The sooner the better.
That's something that a stereotypical brainwashed dude would say in a movie
Here is a link to the original post on social media.
Don't link to that nazi site.
Good point. I won't do that again.