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Jason Is Cooked (media.piefed.zip)
submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by other_cat@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] FatVegan@leminal.space -1 points 1 hour ago

Wonder who no one wants to visit him

[–] chris@l.roofo.cc 27 points 8 hours ago

This here is a man that once has been told that his burger is tasty and now it's his pride and love language.

[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Well I think Jason will replace the burger with Grandpa if he shows up at his bbq then.

[–] Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca 70 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

I love this. Except that he is using charcoal instead of the clean-burning efficiency of propane

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

Taste the meat, not the heat

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago

Wood or die.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 6 points 5 hours ago

Propane is for the weak!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm here from the cult of woodfired and smoked, the latter, latter day saints of deliciousness. Do you accept the holy trinity of oak, mesquite and applewood as your lord and saviour?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Been in a prolonged battle with a Bradford pear in my yard. Say what you will about their flaws, I've never cooked over a tastier wood and I've never seen a tree grow faster than I can burn it. I'm gonna miss that pearwood flavor when i finally win.

[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 6 points 4 hours ago

So the cum tree has good wood? Neat

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

For everything.

[–] Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world 31 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 11 hours ago

It it occurs to me it would be funny to see him and stewie griffin debate over proper use and pronunciation of the silent h.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 65 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Charcoal has better flavor.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 40 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hesh@quokk.au 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Taste the meat, not the heat

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What about the mass of the ass, beauty of the cutie, direction of the erection, dimension of the extension, the motion of the ocean and the size of the rise? All factors must be accounted for and kept in perfect balance in relation to one another, you can't just give half the formula and then ask the rest of us to extrapolate.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 25 minutes ago

I love this way too much.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Wood. Cherry, hickory, etc. Not charcoal.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Go cut down an apple or cherry tree in your yard and make charcoal out of that. Very different from store bought cheap charcoal

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 minutes ago

Real lump charcoal is almost as good as wood for flavour. Cheap Charcoal briquettes are almost as bad as cooking with gas.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 hours ago

Charcoal is better than anything but wood. I'll allow it.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Calm down Hank, some people are stubborn and old fashioned.