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[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 16 points 6 days ago (4 children)

God I hate satin bedware, like sleeping on a slidy mousepad, while covered.. in a slidy mousepad 😩

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

High thread count cotton is where it's at. Crisp.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So I've had two sets of Egyptian cotton bedsheets that I've absolutely loved. Then I've had 2 sets of Egyptian cotton bedsheets that were so fucking coarse. Thread counts were supposedily the same... Any idea why that would be?

[–] SystemDisc@piefed.world 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The knitting style. Try jersey-knit

[–] SystemDisc@piefed.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Correction, high thread count andΒ jersey-knit

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Too stretchy. Also no good in summer.

If you live where it’s cold flannel sheets are superior in every way (in winter at least).

[–] SystemDisc@piefed.world 1 points 5 days ago

Soft and stretchy is a win in my book. There are thinner ones for summer, but might need a lower thread count

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Puts pillowcase on pillow for the 9th time in the same night, puts pillowcase in wash and never takes it out of the cabinet again. Maybe I move around to much, but who thought a material that slips off the pillow would be a good idea. (Apparently whichever family member that got them for my spouse for a Christmas present).

Exactly. One of the first things I (naively) did as an "adult" after leaving uni was indulge in a set of (discounted) leopard print satin sheets for my brand new adult bed. The novelty very quickly evaporated as the pillows shot out from under my head and the flat sheet levitated itself to the floor within 15 minutes of sliding down to attempt a slumber.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are we not going to address the fact that satin is a weave and silk is a fiber?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"Eye... Warship... Satin?"

(If anyone can actually remember the name of that movie, please tell me; I've been wanting to see it again but don't remember what it was called)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'll take neither. Blech. I'm a cotton man.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago

I'm a cotton man, in a cotton world
Life in fabric, it's fantastic!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Satin is more affordable than silk

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Rayon is pretty affordable. Admittedly I don't think I have rayon bedsheets. I'm drawing off a recent dive in a semi-organic fabric rabbit hole.

[–] troot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

You can have silk satin (if you're rich).

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Viscose bamboo is the way

[–] SystemDisc@piefed.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, jersey-knit cotton all the way

Hell fucking yeah

Silk is cool too, but I draw my linen on cotton

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Idk that pentagram looks like the tip is north facing. These Satanist Apprentices must be from the first year class.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

Whoever drew it is definitely a fake Satanist/poser. An upright pentagram represents the opposite of a downward one. The Satanic Bible explains why Anton LaVey chose to use an inverted pentagram in the Sigil of Baphomet.

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Me, I'm partial for a good pair of lenin trousers in the summer.

If it's not wool then gtfo.