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This man is my new idol
Double your money back? I smell a money making opportunity.
I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.
I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.
WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???
Relax, it clearly says he's in @thumpasaurusmusic
In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.
Did you learn ballet... sarcasticly?
His son actually further developed the experimental dance therapy into the practice of mental karate.
Love me some truewagner
If you're pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.
Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can't be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.
Physics and interpretive dance is where it's at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!
I'm self pissed
I'm pissing
I'm pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!
chases the elderly with feathers
Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!
Ok now I'm pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!
Is this why you hate the internet?
Mostly yes