She's also there to get diarrhea.
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2026
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Diarrhea runs in the family.
Melania is that you?
... And that's ok, because i'm focused on my diarea and not trying to impress a random girl.
Know your priorities.
Priorities...
Giving yourself a pep talk in the car before even heading into the store, taking a few deep breaths, and clenching with everything you have while trying to look like you're walking casually.
Been there...
Bruh…it’s ok to ask your friend for a favor sometimes…
Once went to a pharmacy because apparently one of my kids had pinworms. Which means we all had to take the medicine. Anyway, my wife and I figure that we should all take it the next day (can't remember the precise reasons, but it had to do with the fact that you have to take a second dose like two weeks later). This determination is made at night, so I have to drive up to the store to pick it up. I have four kids, so we needed to get two boxes of the stuff.
I don't think much about it until I approach the register area and I swear that management decided to schedule the best looking people to work that particular night shift. Everyone was hot. And here I am, like 10 o'clock at night, holding two boxes of butt worm medicine, suggesting that there's so pressing a need for this product that I had to get it right away...
That's a shame. If you were there to buy aspirin probably all of them would have had sex with you.
Bottle of Bayer, box of condoms, bottle of Old Harpers, and . . . your number.
💀💀💀💀
She's impressed by your maximum-strength bowels.
As she should be.
I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper. I’m sure she was impressed.
“The faster you shit the more you can eat”
Then wink.
I mean... that's just science. Spittin fax!
That’s not all you’re spittin
“…and some prescription XS condomns please”
It's not like I had a chance anyway.
As if it never happens to her?
She's just there to do her job.
Well that's why you also buy a pack of monster condoms for your magnum dong.
Just like good ol' Mantis Tobaggan, MD.
if you think you can get maxx strength diarrhea medication OTC you are sorely mistaken
I went to the dermatologist to have my grundle checked out once and of course they had some hot young college student in there shadowing. Wtf lol
I went in to get checked for hemorrhoids when I was like 22 (spoiler alert, I did not have them). There were two college students shadowing the doctor. I was asked if I was ok with them being there. My answer was a firm "No, doctor, I would prefer that these two women my age do not see my butthole today, thank you very much"
You're doing a good thing by saying yes whenever they ask if you are okay having a student or fellow observe. Especially for those awkward visits, like a rash on your genitals or a colonoscopy. Those are our future doctors!
I had a nasty infection on my foot when I was younger, like full on pus-volcano type thing, it looked and smelled terrible. The city I lived in back then was one of the biggest teaching hospitals in the country, when they asked if students could come watch I said sure, of course! Next thing I know there was like a dozen of them in my room, taking turn prodding the pus-volcano with a stick, cleaning it out (extreme pain), and just overall commenting on it and leaning over it super close. I'm glad I helped their education but damn was it awkward especially since I was about the same age as them at the time if not a bit younger if I recall.
My friend had that at the proctologist
Sounds like a shitty situation
community name checks out
Just tell her it's for your boyfriend.
Put out the vibe anyway. Baller as fuck.
Inevitably? So you're there for that reason really often?
3x per day for the past 17 years. (I have chronic IBS)
I have had Crohn's for 22 years. I am now on medication that has it controlled, it's wild. But I feel like I don't have the bowel strength for formed poops anymore! It's pretty exhausting going once a day. It's a whole event. Like a sloth.
actually, digestion is a surprisingly difficult task for the body. iirc the colon itself consumes like 20% of our calories(?) somebody correct me if i'm wrong here.
so it's quite surprising that it normally works so well.
I’ve gotten a stomach bug for the first time in a decade. I’ve been eating bananas like Donkey Kong just to get my stool to resemble Humpty Dumpty.
Now this is a shit post
She’s into scat so you’re in luck.
Damn, Satan!
"Scat-ba-da-ba-bap diddly-bop-bah-bah!"
What maxing are we talking about? Starting or stopping?
Maybe she's into that shit (pun intended)
The last IBS commercial I saw was a hot model so there's that.
Hey babe, they call me the flying carpet. Want a ride? It's gonna get loud and dirty.
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