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"Female" instead of woman or girl.

Edit: as in, where "woman" or "girl" would be grammatically correct. e.g. "a lot of females work at that company" vs "a lot of women work at that company" or "that company has a lot of female employees"

“I’m a patriot!”

Okay so, 1) I wasn’t questioning your patriotism until you said that. And 2) with zero exceptions, everyone I’ve ever heard say that turned out to be a Christian nationalist.

Words that used unironically/outside of satire, automatically signal you as a chud:

• Libtard

• Foid

• Carnist

• Lookmaxxing

• Mog/Mogging

• Any kind of slur

• Woke (at least, the word is generally only brought up now by chuds complaining about things being woke)

• DEI in a negative manner

"I tell it like it is" Proceeds to be bizzarly racist/ sexist/ homophobic and then gets offended at everyone when they tell them to knock it off.

Anytime anybody tells you "I don't do drama", 99% of the time they are the cause of all the drama.

Actually chill people pretty much never bring it up.

"I'm not racist, but ."

Corporate jargon outside the office. Hell, even in the office when it’s over the top.

I don't care about politics

"I want my country back..."

Yeah, so did all those places we invaded.

"I'm not political" almost always really means "I think Hitler did nothing wrong"

I asked chat gpt...

"I want to eat the people from the surface."

Self-identified centrists are always well to the right of the actual center

"Cry more 🤣🤣🤣".

My man, you might have just hurt my feelings for no good reason, why are you so happy about it?! I've only seen it in YT comments, TBF, so they might all just be bots. Hopefully.

caring a lot about low birth rates and demographic shift (into an aging population). i have litereally never met a single person who's reason for worring about these wasn't just racism. when pressed enough their arguements almost always deteriorate into some variant of the nazi "great replacement" psueudoscience

The first and easiest is always the ~~pho~~faux-militaristic active wear. Its like adidas trainers on a guy squatting. When you know you know. If its an aiport, their bag has just an abusurd number of places to velcro things and a place to put a fake unit patch. Also, chuds mostly travel in packs, so the probability of them actually being a chud increases at a rate of 1- e^-1/N^ chuds per unit area.

See also lifted yota's tacomas with a bunch tac gear, and a big-ol' floor jack the think they need to carry around., none of which has ever been used, see also the F-350, and of course, the all-to-obvious "one dude in a cyber truck".

Guys who refer to women as "females"

ninja edit - I see I'm late to this party

Bit of an older one, had it come up recently and it reminded me of when I was younger: “bleeding hearts/bleeding heart liberals”. lol okay, sandbrain.

Anyone who uses 'woke' unironically

"There are things I like about both sides."

"How come Liberals..."

My immediate thought is "Here we go..."

"females"

"Have a blessed day"

"Tucker Carlson has some good ideas"

the fuck you just say?

Any time anyone starts throwing insults and slurs at me like a Frisbee in lieu of an actual counterarguement

It's not really a phrase but anytime someone half quotes something and responds like the 2nd half of the quote doesn't exist.

The people who respond to everything with "no one owes you anything" and "pull yourself up by the bootstraps".

We all know no one owes us anything, going out of your way to respond like this, actually shows malice.

EDIT: Thank