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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He wants to do a nuke so bad.

We should all be terrified.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (6 children)

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Everyone's got their kink.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My thoughts too

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Someone just nuke his ass first.

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

[–] ViscloReader@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

[–] reptar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago
[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 months ago

Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 27 points 2 months ago

what was he feeling? little children?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago

that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 14 points 2 months ago

The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

That was just the incontinence.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

We could at least start catching up on sleep.

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

🎶

"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

Military healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"

🎶

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I was going to go with Boston.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

so why was it again you were so adamant Krasnov was the right candidate again ozma?

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 months ago

Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Fuck your feelings! 2026

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?

[–] remon@ani.social 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.

[–] 9blb@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago
[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The "News" Media Sez: "In another bold move Dear Leader follows his guts! YAY TROOPS!"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

A feeling based on a concept of a fact.

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