Whereas the rest of us learned to regulate our emotions during childhood.
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A feeling based on a concept of a fact.
Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.
Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.
Ooo! Ooo!
That feeling was a stiffy, at the thought of hurting people.
I've got a feeling
A feeling I can't hide
Oh no
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Spot on!
what was he feeling? little children?
The president had a feeling, again, based on fact
Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one
He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.
Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.
"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
Everyone's got their kink.
Someone just nuke his ass first.
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?
Epstein Fury*
honest to god this is how you know everyone competent has been fired any competent person would be like "sir you're setting everyone up with an easy joke how about like Operation Freedom Speed or Operations Sick Spins"
Never forget the furry
Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.
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He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
Fuck your feelings! 2026
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
🎶
"And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.
Military healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"
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That was just the incontinence.
.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
I'd rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.
Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...
Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?
Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
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That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.
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