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[–] Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 13 hours ago

AFAIK the earliest recipe for something called "pizza" is basically a cake dusted with saffron & powdered sugar. In Bartolomeo Scappi's 1570 cookbook "Opera dell'arte del cucinare". So given how different it is from modern Pizza, I figure just about any round flat baked item with toppings is arguably a pizza.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

You can also have pizza when it is not on a bagel. Many prefer it this way.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 14 hours ago
[–] frog@feddit.uk 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 1 points 14 hours ago

Pizza is my life

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Honestly not yet but experiments will begin soon.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

"I have made a funny!"

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Very kung fu

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷‍♂️

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

Is the other quarter pizza rolls?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

"Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evening, Pizza at Supper Time" "Eating all this pizza may explain your gastrointestinal situation!"

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

May want to have a blood panel done up.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Morning, noon, or night time, any time's the right time, pizza goin' down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it's plagued me for... decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in "pizza during crack time" because I knew that wasn't right

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza ~~anytime~~ on a bagel!

Fixed that for you! :3

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

So fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine s̴̹̥͊̓o̴͖̞͌̆́͜ ̵͚͍̅̓̕͠f̶̟̌͝i̵̡͓̋̽͘n̴̢͔̳͍̉̋̽ë̵̗̻͓ so fine so fine

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] floppybiscuits@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I hate this, it made me laugh