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Pizza has enriched my life in every conceivable way.
Have you tested using controls to find out if your life was improved by the pizza vs the bagel?
I never understood why you could only have pizza anytime if it is on a bagel. Nothing stops you from eating a regular pizza for breakfast. 🤷♂️
Leftover cold pizza is amazing for breakfast after a LAN party that ran late.
Did you not understand the part about a bagel? A pizza bagel? Man has many achievements, but the pizza bagel will be our chariot into Godhood.
"I have made a funny!"
Very kung fu
Pizza's not for breakfast!
Morning, noon, or night time, any time's the right time, pizza goin' down so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine
When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Thank you for writing that out. I never understood the beginning of that 2nd part and it's plagued me for... decades really. So now I can sing that shit in full, and not fill in "pizza during crack time" because I knew that wasn't right
My diet is actually about seventy-five percent bagel bites.
Is the other quarter pizza rolls?
That may explain your gastrointestinal situation.
The picture of physical perfection and animalistic dominance.
May want to have a blood panel done up.