Goddammit. These jackasses have made our country a fucking joke. Only, the joke on us
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Someone watched house of cards and got a bit carried away I see
Why is an unelected person whose only claim to fame is being a baby chute for a pedophile representing us at the UN?
Is the UN failing citizens as well? Why was she even allowed to preside?
Because she make fuck.
To have the peace you must suck, suck, then you fuck, fuck and you get bukkake-peace.
Because a country can assign whoever they want to be their representative, even if it makes a farce of the whole thing.
Content for Melania 2.
I think they're doing a reality TV series next, because this is what we deserve.
In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.
Bubba was unavailable
Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.
Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it's true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it's hard to separate the truth from the lies.
Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.
I'll take the horse.
Loose? In a hospital?
Horse? I thought you said whores
Fine. Then I'll take the whores.
Here ya go
He said whore, not cunt.
They said whores, not horse.
With blackjack! And hookers!
Made his whore a senator?
So Russia gets 2 seats?
That's why the Russian eagle has two heads.
What is the image superimposed over the eagle there?
It's Saint George killing a dragon. He seems oddly ripped, though.
Oh thanks for the reply I never knew that was even part of their flag. It looks like the dude is spearing that eagle, not a very big dragon.
Well, it's not on the flag, thankfully. The flag is just a tricolor. Putting coats of arms on flags is a bad idea.
Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?
I've seen a few passages of this, the required qualifications definitely not include "ability to read".
Ooh bad day to be literate
"Doing jobs Americans won't."
doing
Performing.
She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.
Elephant in the room: "Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?"
I REALLY DONT CARE DO U
THE DOW
THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND
UMMMM OVER 49000
Second Elephant in the room: trump.
Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.
Don't insult elephants like that.
Don't tell junior about the elephant.
Or do tell him.
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Let ICE know.
Yeah that was fucking weird.
Such an annoying moving picture in your name, have a little respect for yourself man.
Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat.
wow they really don't care, do you?
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