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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 210 points 1 day ago (4 children)

In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Bubba was unavailable

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it's true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it's hard to separate the truth from the lies.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago

Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 80 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 12 hours ago

Loose? In a hospital?

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Horse? I thought you said whores

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fine. Then I'll take the whores.

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago

He said whore, not cunt.

[–] in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 22 hours ago

They said whores, not horse.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 14 points 1 day ago

With blackjack! And hookers!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago

Made his whore a senator?