Someone handcrafted it, it apparently plays.
I can't believe it plays until i hear it play
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2026
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I can belive it because i know the tech is very simple. What could be a concern are durability and quality. That its a softer material could also affect the sound in a quirky way
Not sure wood is a softer material than vinyl (depending on species).
My concern would be the difficulty of engraving without the grain interfering with the groove.
On the scale of a record needle, wood is quite soft. Woods strength comes from its structure working together to resist stressors. So a beam of wood would be stronger than a beam of vinyl, but when being scraped along a grooved surface that strength doesn't help.
laughs in humidity
From the picture it looks like it might be laser-cut? The grain might still be an issue though idk
Judging by the grate it's sitting on it's still sitting in the bed of the laser cutter.
I can't believe it's not butter!
Here's a 10 year old video of a tortilla being played.
Laser engraving tech has become really accessible in the past five years or so.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X1N9oMS3lRM&pp=ygUNd29vZGVuIHJlY29yZA%3D%3D
Here's a different wood record.
Im sure it does. Slightest bit of high humidity and it'll never sound the same again though
Wood naturally absorbs and releases humidity, especially seasonally. This would sound different in summer compared to winter.
Then you gotta play it backwards…
It will play the ending of Earth Song where trees grow back
Same issue with cassette tapes left in a car parked in the sun.
"Hand crafted"
Literally still on a lasercutter
Idk I’m not hearing anything
Make sure not to play any tracks that could be considered 'fire'.
Nice and woody sound.
It’ll play fine a couple times maybe. Will start to sound muffled pretty fast as it wears out.
How are the grooves made? 🤔 Like, is the wood a solid piece or does it start out as a sort of pulpy slurry?
Burned like a CD-RW
I want to say if it was cast into a slurry entirely it wouldn't have the dark spots in the grooves. I think it's more likely it was cast as a blank record shape first, and then used a laser based on a 3d model of the record. Just a guess though.
To me it looks like standard plywood
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Feel like this could cause havoc with your cartridge
Actual tone-wood!
Pfft can it play doom?