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Y'all are getting paychecks?

Thanking my lucky stars that it isn't the "gluten galaxy" or I'd be even more full of shit.

one can hope, but I think it's a long shot. Most of my normie friends aren't going to switch even if microsoft assigned a live person to sit next to them and monitor their usage. "it needs to just work, and i know how to use it" they say (or something along those lines).

Also a commendable choice!

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I've been trying something similar for years:

"They took our jerbs!" "You lost your job to an immgrant?" "Well, no, but..." "Who do you know that has lost their job to an immigrant?" "Well, personally no one, but that's not the point!" "..."

What's he got against tile painters?

Personally, I'm much stronger and more physically capable now, so I'd likely ignore them entirely. If they talk to me cordially, I'll be polite and minimal in my interaction. If they're dicks, I'll leave. If they get physical, I'll fuck them up.

That man grew up to be Sean Penn

I want a watch that does all of the things a laptop and a cell phone could through peripheral devices that connect to the watch wirelessly and operate as things like laptops, phones, televisions, w/e else. The "phone" part is just a touchscreen that operates off of the watch. Same for the "laptop"; just a screen and keyboard that connects to the watch. These things do not /cannot operate without the watch being present, and don't store any data themselves. Any screen or laptop can connect to any watch (with a secure pairing), meaning screens can be loaned and shared between watch owners without the same fears one might have letting someone else borrow, or even hold your phone.

I guess I don't want less devices. Just a consolidation of all my computational power (save for servers, i guess) into one portable, connectable (castable?) device. No more carrying around my cell phone and laptop if everything is on my wrist and I can just use any cheap / borrowed/ community "laptop" or "phone" wherever I go and still access everything I need.

lol i love that he says this like we should be concerned.

wow what the fuck