Ask Lemmy

I end up explaining things about Canada a lot. Sometimes other things too, so "plus". It's how I feel like I'm not just a shitposter.

It goes back far enough it didn't sound like a streaming service, at the time.

Back in my skydiving days, I coached jumpers just off student status on their canopy flying skills. Everything from packing, to learning how to shoot accuracy. I even taught high performance landings, though I drew the line at hook turns.

While I was never known as "CanopyFlyer" at my home DZ, I was known as someone that a student could come to and get good safe coaching. A couple of my students are now doing it professionally and you've seen them in the movies. Although, their skills have far outstripped anything I've taught them. I'm proud to have least provided them a foundation that they could build on.

I've got no distractions. I play by sense of smell.

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy...

08 is an unreasonable birth year to have. You're simply too young. Stop it.

Violet (my birth flower) + 08 (my birth year).

bruh aren't you too young to be hornyposting...

26-8 =18

I am already dead

Random name generators from World of Warcrack and EvE Online.

Well.. it’s just a Finnish inside joke.

I had the tv on in the background, listening to that one episode of how I met your mother.

And most importantly, what is your mother's maiden name?

I AM HUMAN. I ASSIGNED MYSELF THIS USERNAME AS PROOF.

No way you were born in 1908

Sometimes I can be kinda pedantic

I picked a random word in the dictionary. Unfortunately the first word was diarrhea so i picked a second word

I saw a palmtree 🌴 and took a random number generator.

By accident

Oh cool, now what username would you have of you combined your mother's maiden name, your social security number, and your credit card number?

Because I hate Origin Energy

It chose me

I'm incompetent at programming.

Back in 1998, I overclocked a 486DX2 66MHz to 80MHz.

Back in 2003 or 2004, I overclocked a 1280x1024 CRT monitor from 1994 to 2048x1536 resolution.

Back in 2006 or 2007, I overclocked a Pentium 4 motherboard to support CPUs beyond the listed max of 2.4GHz to 2.53GHz.

So, it only made sense, like who the fuck overclocks CRT monitors? It was about that time I picked my username. I'm still signed up with Yahoo with this username, if that site even still exists today 😂

Edit: The underscore is deliberate, it makes it a little confusing to verbally say my username, like "over under score clocks?"...

I did random word generation

I'm drunk. I live in Texas. So it was very difficult to choose my username.