See a psychiatrist.
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It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: "mom's headaches cancer". A few months early wouldn't necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it's after the cancer is caught I'd say "come out soon" and point to myself.
You'll be fine.
Me from future
Big Chief, No Shit.
Put down bottle LOL
Don't get married.
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
We like Ducks.
ur fucked lol
Buy Bit Coin
Give orange me ~give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you~
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
"You adult defect-"
"Sorry buddy, acronym's count."
Maybe "you're" so it doesn't sound like name-calling?
but "you're" is two words
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
Don't have children.
Are you a mother?
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.
Don't beat yourself up too much... just keep things in mind to make some small changes when possible. The kids are here already, there's no going back, but you can go forward, despite the hardships, in a way you can be proud of, right? (I know, I know, it's unsolicited advice, but it comes from a good place. ✌️)
You fucking dumbass.
Hold the door!
Suck. My. Balls.
(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)
You're a girl
Four words technically
Bob, WeHadAnAwakening You'reAGirl!
I get this reference, fellow old person.
Read the Qur'an.
PS: Actually, nah. I wouldn't say anything, I wouldn't want things to change (I did kinda date another Muslim qt before I met my now wife and I didn't agree with the religion conversion cause I was an atheist at the time, plus other details, so things fizzled out), I'm very pleased with my life despite the hardships.
Username lore!!
Barium Pupitar Kupfer
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.
Better is "Bitcoin sell 100000"
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is 'one hundred thousand'. Your younger self would hear 'Bitcoin sell one' followed by confusing silence. Same goes for 'Bitcoin sell 2025', twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you'll have to break me off a piece.
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Diagnose for ADHD
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