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Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.
I was just gonna tell me to kill myself but this one might be better.
Better is "Bitcoin sell 100000"
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is 'one hundred thousand'. Your younger self would hear 'Bitcoin sell one' followed by confusing silence. Same goes for 'Bitcoin sell 2025', twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you'll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
damn, and I thought I was original ...
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: "oh look an old person having a stroke"
"Damn, I must've really gotten into Lost fanfic..."