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Anon likes geography (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Greece? I like my pizza Greece-y, but not my fried chicken Iran? Nah, bro, this is ‘Murica, it’s not safe to run, I drive my truck everywhere instead Iraq? Of course I rack my weights after I’m done lifting bro

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Polish? I polish my buddy's knob every day.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Danish? Thanks, I'd love one for breakfast

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And bring me a pastry, too!

[–] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Murica likes "liberating" countries, they must be good in geography.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

short etymology lesson it means we get our lips all over them. and gummy charles (he's in the marines, e3 hoorah), he drools A LOT. you don't want a country after he's liberated one

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Of course the turk can only think to talk about himself.

[–] Artafernes@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

Turkey mentioned 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finnish? No, I never finish anything I'm a loser, alright? Leave me alone!

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Denmark? then mark what?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bekoz Türkiye nambır Van baybeee!

Iz vy I live diaspora time, gurbet is very nice 😎👍

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You better Czech yourself before you Reyjavik yourself.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goddamnit that one's my favorite outta this thread haha!

Here's my try:

Kathmandu?

... I dunno, can he? What can cat man do?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

he is strange and mysterious

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's Norway I'm participating in this thread.

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yea, so Finnished with this stuff...

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The Netherlands? I keep that region well groomed, what about it?

[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Chad? Yeah, I know him from college.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

French? Ok but brush your teeth first

[–] degen@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

Easter is a god-fearing holiday, not an island! God damn Christmas too!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbilisi or not Tbilisi, that is the question.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oof. That one is very tortured. I like it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

Where's Takistan? Did you mean to say "Where's a taco stand?" Down the block, on the corner brah.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Italy ? It none !

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

New Guinea? The guinea was abolished and never reintroduced.