Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2026
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Stop shattering my dreams!!!!
You say that like it's a bad thing
Hehehe
You guys can't suck you own dicks?
Look, guy has grown a tail!
It's prehensile, so more like an elephant's trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it's expensive with tailors and I'm really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don't get me started with elevators.
more like an elephant's trunk than a tail.
Eating in public must be really weird for you.
Fine for me. Weird for everyone else.
I don't know. I think if we could all do that we'd just have new problems, like never leaving the house.
You don't have to do it in your home.
Seems impolite to do it in public.
Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.
Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.
(Also some positives. Don't quote me on this)
I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷♂️
Dong bong?
Hookahwck
Technology makes all of our lives better!
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it's a parental feature on their device.
What do you mean?
Maybe it's your instance, but it censored "dicks".
Oh it's the family phone, there's a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.
Ohhh, that makes a lot more sense!
Yeah, like finding out you could didn't fuck anybody up...
Amusing thought, but I don't think most women can lick their own pussies either, and they (in general) don't seem to be as fucked up as men (in general) are . . .
You know, I've met enough assholes on both sides to disprove this argument. It really seems like people will be shit regardless of gender.
In conclusion, everyone should suck their own genitals!
I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.
In the shower?
No