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This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.
It's perfectly logical. The Sun is loud as shit. Or it would be if there was air to transmit the sound.
I can assure you that the sun is right fucking loud, my skin burning under its violent rays proves this. Or maybe I'm just paler than death because I'm descended from Celts, Norse, and Germans while being a night owl.
The hotter it is, the more the sun sizzles the earth.
100%
Why is this image extra blurry?
Fart vibrations shook the camera.
The screenshot was taken on a CRT
It's a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT.
Screenshat
OP realizing he is blind
As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.
Mine either! Trust
Mine do... Like fresh chocolate, honest come here and smell for yourself
I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.
If you are also deaf maybe I can eat cheesey broccoli around you...
They might also want to close their eyes.
I used to ask my anosmic mom if it smelled like roses. She uses that line frequently now.
Can I has more blur, please? Extra low brightness, too. Also less pixels. Please. Readability is bad for your skin.
Imagine a room of deaf people. Someone farts. Nobody would ever figure out who did it.
Unless their other senses are sufficiently heightened.
They can still feel them coming out
The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It's the fact other people know that's important here.
I know, I was loosely referencing Family Guy and it's Hellen Keller sketch
This meme is too bright. Hurts my eyes.
Reminds me of something that's been on my mind for several days now. I spotted in my rear view mirror a driver and their passenger having a conversation in sign language while driving.
I never once thought about it.
Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.
There is an episode of Braking Bad about farting deaf people?
Maybe it was in Better Call Saul.
I have no idea what you're talking about but there's no way I'm wading through that stomach churning despair and horror again. It was an amazing story but the number of scenes that made me want to cry and scrape myself clean in the shower was far too many
I mean literally just the screenshot of Hank. It’s when he connects the dots that Walter is Heisenberg.
Dude! No spoilers!
I mean tbh it’s not really much of a spoiler.
I didn't like the show anyway.
When they realise blowing their ass out in a public toilet makes noise
