this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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[–] Monfreaky444@lemmy.zip 45 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago

Zoom. Enhance. Zoom! Enhance!

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

Lmao I literally just watched that episode of Breaking Bad last night.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This reminded me that it's not uncommon for deaf people to think the sun is very loud, especially during hot days. It's obviously not scientifically logical, but I really understand it. It can feel loud in a way.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Reminds me of something that's been on my mind for several days now. I spotted in my rear view mirror a driver and their passenger having a conversation in sign language while driving.

I never once thought about it.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 27 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

Why is this image extra blurry?

Fart vibrations shook the camera.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

OP realizing he is blind

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The screenshot was taken on a CRT

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago
[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 hours ago

Can I has more blur, please? Extra low brightness, too. Also less pixels. Please. Readability is bad for your skin.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

As someone with anosmia, I can confirm my farts don’t smell.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I used to ask my anosmic mom if it smelled like roses. She uses that line frequently now.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Mine do... Like fresh chocolate, honest come here and smell for yourself

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I also have anosmia, and cannot smell, sorry.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

If you are also deaf maybe I can eat cheesey broccoli around you...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

They can still feel them coming out

[–] draco_aeneus@mander.xyz 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The joke is that deaf people have been farting freely, thinking nobody could know they tooted. It's the fact other people know that's important here.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

I know, I was loosely referencing Family Guy and it's Hellen Keller sketch