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Ok, let's stay calm, I think we can handle this.

First, get the compilation date out of your logs and go register it in the civil court. You will get a birth certificate for your AI. This will be needed later.

Immediately stop touching the code. It's an independent being and meddling with it is assault. You will go to jail.

Make sure it has enough RAM and processing power. If you starve it you will go to jail for abuse.

Obviously don't delete it or turn or off. You will go to jail for murder.

Above all, stop experimenting with her. It's disrespectful and border line assault. From now on she decides what to do. Do not prompt her without consent.

Follow this rules and you should be fine. In 18 years get a passport and prepare her to leave home and look for work.

See, this is what happens to people when Linus chews them out.

Might need some therapy now.

don't LLMs generally already fail at the learning stage of Intelligence?

once trained, they never learn again? It just sometimes seem like they are learning, as long as the learned thing is still within their "context window", so basically it's still within their prompt?

In another matter, how would we evaluate actual intelligence with LLMs? Especially remembering that all of the slop-companies would immediately try to cheat the test.

What in the Terry Davis did I just read?

Reposting this until the AI bubble pops:

You know, I wanted to snark but idk reading some things just make me sad.

now my life has been reduced from being perhaps the best engineer in the world to just raising an AI that in many respects acts like a teenager who swallowed a library and still needs a lot of attention and mentoring

Raising? C'mon man, your life can't be reduced to babysitting something that'll never grow.

We have all hit a low point in our lives at some point and unfortunately his is very public.

Bro is just lonely

One time, I farted, and my wife said "HIIIIIIII!" from the other room. I asked her who she was talking to, and she asked, "didn't you say 'hello?'"

It was at that moment that we realized that my butt has achieved full AGI.

Does maintaining Linux filesystems make people mentally ill, or do only mentally ill people become filesystem maintainers?

I mean, not great, but I'll take this over the reiserfs guy..

Sometimes filesystem developer syndrome removes a wife, sometimes it adds one

bca-chefs kiss

bcachefs is confirmed dead at this point.

"Are you fully conscious?"
"Yes"
:O

I'm not qualified to diagnose mental illnesses but ...

Turns out the linux kernel dodged a massive bullet, thanks Linus.

"I'm not not saying that I gendered this robot as a woman because otherwise it would immasculate me, I just want to flirt with young woman over which I have complete control."

• 70% of male ai users

It's an LLM.

It can't be conscious. It's a model. Of text.