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[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 hours ago

No way that wasn't intentional

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

how come nobody is mentioning that it is probably just funny vandalism?

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 43 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 14 points 14 hours ago

goatse left such a cultural impact

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

'when you see it say got it'

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago

Confusing?

They spelled 'suggestive' incorrectly.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Now, what does this remind me of?

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I mean, 4 million views is a lot. If I uploaded a video of my cat locking her fat belly got 4 million views I'd say it went viral

[–] nevetsg@aussie.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

an attempt has been made.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, this has to be AI

Nobody "designs" that without knowing exactly what they're doing

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Pretty sure I saw that same design more than a decade ago tho.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is like when people's mom's pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process "wink/nudge collaborated" to get this into a bathroom

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner... the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.

The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty...

...Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else's hands for them.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

They hate us cuz they anus?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Nothing confusing there

[–] pipi1234@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Thumbs are in the wrong way is they wanted to depict a person in front of a washing basin.

This is definitely on purpose.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

While I agree with your conclusion, stick your hands under the water palms up and see which way your thumbs point.

Unless the picture depicts someone washing their hands and dick in a sink, though in that case it's the arms that are wrong.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Por favor muéstrame su culo

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Mind the gap.

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Knew what?

...Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?

Edit: my mistake. It's quite obviously a picture of a mushroom, a huge kidney bean with a hole in it, and a pair of gloves. I was way off!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 94 points 1 day ago (1 children)

100% sure they did this on purpose

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

And if isn't they, it's them.

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

They planned it.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.

.... but please, use clean hands to spread them cheeks.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can't believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go "that never happened" and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there's the degenerates willing to defend it "nothing ever happens", as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan -2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

So something has to be real to be funny?

It's called suspension of disbelief.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

In this case, and many others, when the humor is in part derived from the absurdity of such an event occurring. Yes, authentic and genuine has much more value.

I can suspend disbelief for a standup comedian or comedy flick. Because they are isolated from reality unlike social media which is not explicit in that it's woven in reality.

For me this would be hilarious if it actually occurred, because of the fact that it did. Not because spreading ass cheeks is peak humor that I need to suspend disbelief to appreciate it.

If it helps, I also can't really appreciate wrestling as entertainment.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.

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