To be clear, this is not a joke. That's literally him.
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Charlie Kirk's killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says "we got him".
The men's team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.
Tbf the whole of America is a massive embarrassment at the moment.
I mean not really an embarrassment for the hockey players. Partying with the head of the FBI is the kinda story you tell your grandchildren. Very embarrassing for Kash Patel and the Trump Administration as a whole
Oh no... This guy hasn't seen the locker room video of the team getting a call from Trump...
It's straight up embarassing and we are all very disappointed with the team.
My bad, I should just have less of a life, so that I can know every detail of every situation regarding every Trump cabinet member.
Is there somewhere on Lemmy that we can discuss the Guthrie case or missing persons? Because I think the ransom is a cover up!
Everyone with experience in these cases agrees the woman is dead, it was a home invasion gone wrong. I think the authorities know this. I assume the ransom and ensuing press coverage is just a huge distraction from other things going on, because it makes LE look good. They certainly don't give a shit when a brown person goes missing, but a famous white lady's mom, yeah that's gripping news POTUS needs to be involved with
Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.
Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can't get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he;s just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media
He's batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays
I'm not going to look it up, I'm depressed
Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.
I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.
I think he can see ghosts and they're all actively blaming him for their deaths.
by all means dude, keep drinking.
show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.
I hear it tastes pretty good, too.
No no no, you're thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.
Edit: Also, I'm unclear if your name is Spicy Tuna, or Spicy Luna.
In the display name I also can't tell, but the account is spicytuna62 so something seems fishy.
I've never heard of this Guthrie person. Every time I hear about it on the news, I think it's some kind of distraction from the Epstein files
Yeah I searched it once and it was something about some nonpartisan news anchor's mom? Like, who gives a fuck?
she is the mother of news anchor and legal analyst Savannah Guthrie.
Yeah, thta still doesn't help.
No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don't give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.
really makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can't find a an old lady whose family is cooperating
She should've tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the "evidence" needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night's events
^/s^
There's been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!
Something something right thing something after trying everything else?
Back home they used to call him the bitch with the boner sized tits but now that he's head of the FBI he gets to call himself cash money. One day he'll go back to his old name and everyone will know him for the little wanker he is.
X files would have been very different with Kash instead of the mysterious smoking man
Kash never got past L in school so would he even be aware of them?
He has connection to those 1800 rings.
The head of the FBI:
Still being a fucking banchode.