Stork: Congratulations on your new-
Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)
Stork: Aight. Imma head out.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad
I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget
She's got a bit of a Georgy Kurasov thing going on there
wow so many diagonals. Thanks for the picture I like it. Eye bleach from the stork one
It's the square dog head that's doing it for me. This guy minecrafted before Minecraft.
Right. That is one square unit of dog head. And her body makes me think of Lara Croft in the first 2 Tomb Raider games
I kinda like the colinearity. 🤷
get that colinearity away from me
whack
I'm sorry, all I hear is SCRAW
She's applying blunt damage with the pommel of the umbrella in the classic overhead Vom Tag stance.
I thought it was a condom for the stork lol.
lmao
I absolutely love this every time I see it.