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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 18 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (4 children)

it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad

I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

She's got a bit of a Georgy Kurasov thing going on there

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

wow so many diagonals. Thanks for the picture I like it. Eye bleach from the stork one

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's the square dog head that's doing it for me. This guy minecrafted before Minecraft.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 9 hours ago

Right. That is one square unit of dog head. And her body makes me think of Lara Croft in the first 2 Tomb Raider games

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I kinda like the colinearity. 🤷

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

get that colinearity away from me

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

I'm sorry, all I hear is SCRAW

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 17 hours ago

She's applying blunt damage with the pommel of the umbrella in the classic overhead Vom Tag stance.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was a condom for the stork lol.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Stork: Congratulations on your new-

Fancy lady: (Shotgun loads)

Stork: Aight. Imma head out.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 17 points 19 hours ago

I absolutely love this every time I see it.