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[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

it bugs me a lot how the composition in this picture is skewed by the diagonal formed by the stork's beak (and body!) and the lady's umbrella, which happen to be perfectly colinear... makes me mad

I feel compulsed to paint over it to even things out a little bit. I need to forget

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

She's got a bit of a Georgy Kurasov thing going on there

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

wow so many diagonals. Thanks for the picture I like it. Eye bleach from the stork one

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's the square dog head that's doing it for me. This guy minecrafted before Minecraft.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 23 hours ago

Right. That is one square unit of dog head. And her body makes me think of Lara Croft in the first 2 Tomb Raider games

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I kinda like the colinearity. 🤷

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

get that colinearity away from me

I'm sorry, all I hear is SCRAW

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

She's applying blunt damage with the pommel of the umbrella in the classic overhead Vom Tag stance.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought it was a condom for the stork lol.