Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn't so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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I wish my life didn't throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i'm endlessly bouncing around, and it's not always fulfilling.
And then when life stops being hard it just feels... Too dry? It irritates me.
Oh it seems that the great minds of Lemmy think alike
It's hard every morning waking up though
It's also short.
bulging, pulsing, aching...
what were we talking about again?
Naked mole-rat
And sometimes, it comes at you fast.
And if it's hard for far longer than it should be, that's an indication that something is wrong.
Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺
If the hard-on lasts for more than several decades call nobody.
But it's hard if it's up and not hard if it's down?
2026 begs to differ.
For once, the truth has been told on the internet.
It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year