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[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 168 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

This is just so ridiculous and appalling.

The corded version goes far harder and far longer than the rechargeable.

Yes you need an electric outlet, but thats what the public library is for!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago

thats what the public library is for!

No it isn't! Powering your vibrator is only one of the many essential services the public library offers!

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 49 points 2 weeks ago

Yes you need an electric outlet, but thats what the public library is for!

Gold

[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You seem unaware that "far harder" isn't and objective positive. If anything a minority of people find that a positive.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Also my understanding is that the corded version has less settings as well.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I saw a video where a lady shocked her funny smelling bits with one of those that had a frayed cord.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Still a better love story than Twilight.

That bar is so low that the Kola Superdeep Borehole didn’t uncover it.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm sure them bits smelled different after they were shocked

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

🎵 Having fun isn't hard 🎵

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hitachi should have just fully embraced it and advertise it everywhere across their product lines to distinguish themselves from the competition.

Buying a backhoe or front end loader? Now introducing the Hitachi Backhoe with Magic Wand ~~massager~~ pleasure device! Turn your backhoe into a front hoe!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I kind of love that this company makes everything from nuclear reactors to tractors to the industry standard vibrator. 

[–] RustySharp@programming.dev 32 points 2 weeks ago

We had some Hitachi trains here in Australia. "Riding a Hitachi with my friends," was a common weekend activity for me.

Oh and we sometimes catch the train too.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't make it anymore, they sold it off a couple years ago because of "optics".

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This makes me sad.

Did quality drop off?

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Presumably not significantly, I hear the NYT just recommended it as the best vibrator for most people.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

They made amazing boomboxes back in 80s. We have one still operational.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It's the running theme with Japanese zaibatsus and Korean chaebols, they expanded into manufacturing everything when those markets were still new. Samsung also produced stuff from tanks, fighter jets and trains to phones and monitors (although iirc they spun off the military manufacturing into a separate company).

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They used to make carburetors too.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Don't judge, everybody has a bad day sometimes.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 42 points 2 weeks ago

In case anyone wants a much, much better sex toy reviewer, go check out 'Oh joy! Sex Toy!' It's a webcomic where the author has been reviewing various bits and bobs that touch bits and bobs for years.

[–] GoldAxolotl@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This must be the Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism I keep hearing about

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

That's what "fully functional" meant.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna need a source there, chief.

[–] python@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This feels like Air pulse vibrator erasure, but I guess "most people" would include the poor folks without the hardware for an Air pulse vibe (thoughts and prayers to yall)

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

We didn't have a particularly great experience with air pulse, so it's probably just not for everyone

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did they try it on normal folks or just models?

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was me, I'm the tester. Just a warehouse full of splayed legged models and me, in a rain poncho, with a back massager.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

* What.
* What?
* WHAT!?
* It's a living.

[–] cknight@fedinsfw.app 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Many people get tired of having to charge rechargeables. Even if they are happy with the vibes, they generally want to go back to a plug-in when they can.

The best would be one that vibes harder when plugged in, but can be unplugged and used for a good 25min, minimum, sesh... And also be water resistant.

That way I you can run plugged unless for some reason you don't want the cord or the danger of using it plugged in near water.

Basically covers all the bases.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish I had the different set of parts, those looks so much funnier to use than my part even though I'm sure it works with mine too

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

ikr? Their parts have way more interesting options!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But it’s not waterproof so washing is annoying :(

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only cowards wash these things!

[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Let it be stained with many battles.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's hilarious that one of the most beloved sex toys came from Hitachi, and was never intended for clitoral stimulation.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What was it intended for?

I think Hitachi make some if the best cranes too

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was just supposed go be a muscle massager originally

[–] phx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That's the official word on it but realistically that could also be because a "muscle massager" was likely more socially acceptable and this likely to sell better. It kinda feels like a "they knew" category to me

[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Until they partnered with Hikoki, that sent be over to Milwakee since they had a longer warranty period and all my Hitachi batteries were failing

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Five percent pleasure Fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name