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[–] doug@lemmy.today 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Please.

It’s not fair. There’s no cosmic karma system. This rat fuck gets to live longer than Jim Henson and Mr. Rogers?

Come on, cholesterol. Come on sodium. Come on obesity. I’ve seen his diet. Do your thing already!

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously. And all that ego and bitterness and hate and television watching… it can’t be healthy.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Also his stance on excersizing. He believes that "undue exertion" runs down your life, as though we are batteries.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Evil people live longer:

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

Mother fuckin Kissinger lived to 100, there is no karma

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

My theory is because these psychopaths fear death more than any of the rest of us because they know any God will finally expose them for their lies, their evil.

Also because psychopaths tend to be rich and rich people have the best Healthcare money can buy.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sadly yes, evil never truly dies, or goes broke, or loses control over us.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can he be the next Burning Man? And I don't mean in effigy.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’d love to meet him on the Playa. I’d lure him into my golf cart, whispering of a secret orgy tent way out beyond the trash fence. I’d drive and drive until the battery was at 49% and then dump his ass in the middle of nowhere and haul it back.

[–] ThisUsernameKillsFascists@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And I specifically hope for it to be of natural causes, like a massive coronary, preferably in front of cameras and reporters. Martyrdom must be avoided.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yes.
Or, and hear me out on this, a mass rising up of the population who then drag the manbaby through the streets to a gallows.
Where the orange child rapist is then hung...upside down by the feet.
And slowly lowered in to a guillotine. After that it's choppy choppy time BUT the blade is only there for show. Like a magicians trick. Haha, fatty, how'd you like that? Don't have a heart attack just yet.
Then pull that obese thing out of the guillotine and let him go...into a woodchipper. A real one. But slowly, and feet first.
When the thrashing stops just dump the rest of the corpse in a cage and hang it high in a prominent place to show all the other evil cunts what's going to happen to them.

Allowing the kiddie fiddling cunt to die quietly and peacefully is just another way of saying to people like him and all his enablers, that it's ok to do evil shit because they'll get away with it then die in a nice bed in a comfy home. Just Gaddafi that useless disgusting idiotic child raping piece of scum.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While I do enjoy a good show, I'd find it more fitting to hang him by the feet from a lamppost, with his head in slappable height

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I'd settle for just a quick fair trial and prison time and no violence or death.
However even doing the decent thing of holding an incompetent criminal accountable for their many blatant, obvious, and easily proven crimes is asking for too much and not going to happen.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

An angry mob is harder to bribe than a judge

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look up what they did to Guy Fawkes as a punishment

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Yep, seen it.
If you've not looked at Guy Fawkes signatures before and after the torture then give it a look. The difference is horrifically eye opening.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm afraid to see who follows...

What if they're smart? Oh dear god

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is the real worry. And it isn’t a possibility, it’s a certainty. I wish we could just assume that some hateful asshole will be next and maybe they’ll be smart. But here’s the problem with that. Smart people are watching what Trump’s doing, and learning that being a hateful asshole actually works. Look at JV Dunce. I’m not sure he was born a hateful asshole but he sure is good at being one now. Some smart person will put on the hateful asshole act, and it probably won’t even be that much of an act. And they’ll probably have an easier time getting elected than Trump, who is a bloviated carpet bag of liabilities with just enough luck to keep failing up.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

How many news articles in just the last 2 weeks covered people way younger than him dying... Every damn article had me saying "why isn't it fucking trump who is dead!?"

I swear he'll outlive me and I'm "only" 39

[–] U7826391786239@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i'm buying fireworks for the day he finally fucking croaks

that day will be my own personal holiday

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I've got a bottle of blue label just waiting for the day.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world -5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

It's like brute force art by a computer with the intellect of a 6 year old all from stolen art. Like digitized, tencho magazine clippings.

[–] toastus@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why did you make him thinner and better looking than in reality there?

Blame Gemini