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submitted 2 weeks ago by GreenDust@lemmings.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

Hello! Fuck you and fuck your improvements!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 112 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

The not-compressed-to-death version of the pic was ever funnier, because you could see the emotional nuances on her face.

EDIT: you're welcome (PS the image context is fake)

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn't be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 57 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's there to discuss about ISO 8601?

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

WHOOO!!! ISO-8601 FAN CLUB!!! [runs around the room cheering like a lunatic]

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)

Anything else in inferior.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everything that doesn't start with the month is fine for me. This shit is vile!

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

So YDYMDYMY it shall be!

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

YYYY-DD-MM? Don't be ridiculous!

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[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (27 children)

Real units please.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 108 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can't convert degrees to length without the radius.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 2 weeks ago

Too real.

[–] geissi@feddit.org 62 points 2 weeks ago

They're both about 0 AU, so I don't really see the problem.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

She was as tall as a 7 year old Norwegian pine sapling exposed to ideal soil and water conditions and he was as tall as a female giraffe's asshole.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 33 points 2 weeks ago

About 192cm vs 155cm

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me

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[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm 6'3"...I've seen a lot of dandruff.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

I'm very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

That's brutal lol.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Looks like gag-reflex girlfriend. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…

Edit: found it. They look similar. Can’t post it here, the only source I found was a Facebook reel and I don’t want to get downvoted to shit for posting FB stuff.

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[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife's 4'9" and I'm 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I'm looking down and she's looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op's picture makes it look like it's 2 ft or more.

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