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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Speaking as a Senior Dev specialized in database access and design... you don't have to use all caps - SQL is actually case agnostic.

But... but my fucking eyes man. I'm old, if your branch doesn't have control keywords in all caps I'm going to take it out back and ol' yeller it.

There are few hills I'll die on but all caps SQL and singular table names are two of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

THANKS, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WHEN I TYPE ANYMORE!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody knows (/s) but you don't have to write keywords in upper case (for most DB's default settings anyway).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You can even write them sarcastically like this:

sElEcT * fRoM dUaL