Microblog Memes

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

Hedge knight... fuck

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

A cop…. Fuck.

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

Cryo-unfrozen policeman

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.

I really regret watching Invincible last night

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question

Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.

I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.

I mean... could be worse.

~~Resident~~ Attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

Vault dweller. Fuck.

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

Fuck damnit im a fed.

I've been watching Fringe, so that's fun.

I'm a knight of the seven kingdoms

they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help

I watched Sphere, so I am now a therapist. Shoulda watched Event Horizon second... Then I would have been a spaceship captain 😮‍💨

I am running a space station and leading a coalition of aliens in a fight for survival in a war against the shadows

An elf mage in a fantasy world? Time to get isekai'd

Guess I'm solving x-files now

Oh god. The Pitt.

Pokémon trainer, doesn't sound too bad, I remember fantasizing about that in my childhood mainly because I knew more about that than adults 😁

In remembrance of Catherine O'Hara we're rewatching Schitt's Creek. So... am I unemployed?

....fuck, I really don't want to go back in time 117 times to hold up a diner with a bomb looking for the perfect group of normies to volunteer to save the future world from the dangers of AI.

Shit sounds mentally exhausting and emotionally draining.