Paper salesman.
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Exploring the universe with the rest of my team using a big ring of shimmering light called a stargate.
Therapist
Airforce major
umm, assassin of the shadow cabal that ruined the planet i guess…
I'm back in highschool trying to screw my cute teenage aunt, but soon I'll be leaving all of that behind to go on a journey and found a secret society
Ah fuck. Mediveal rice farmer.
I think the main character of Sesame Street is probably Elmo, so... 3-year-old?
Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.
I think I win as I am now captain of the enterprise, and Wolf 359 is in the rear view.
The Pitt
Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm your ER doctor. Best I can do is a panadol and send you to the next closest hospital
2025-02-17 - Employement opportunities still look bleak as we collectively image having jobs from the most recently watched media, when will help arrive?
I make PoV videos about fancy trains in Japan and Europe.
Basically the best possible outcome.
I'm now in MI5 but stationed with a bunch of f-ups. I just watched Slow Horses.
I suppose I'm now an encounter police officer in Mumbai.
Guess I better learn to launder money before the cartel kills me
npc in a video game?
Doctor.
Northern Exposure is a nice little show
Priest... Who hunts vampires on a jet powered motorcycle.
I could live with that.
I guess I better buy some to lube and get ready for my gangbang
This implies you are either gay or about to transition, congratulatilations :3
🎵it's a jungle out there
I think she is a demonologist. Or a spiritual contacter (dunno the correct word for it).
Hooo boyyy -
Hunting boars and beating up Roman soldiers (Asterix)
Prosecuting nazis. I'm more than happy to take that that job my corporate slave job
Scientist on a alien spaceship.
I'm fuckin Invincible
Holy shit thats really fun, i just go arround the world do stupid challanges with friends and drive cars. Last show i watched was grand tour for context.
Being an intern for Anne Hathaway - The Intern. Annoying movie with the skeleton of a very wholesome story, btw. I like Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro's chemistry. With a better script it could have been a wholesome The Devil Wears Prada.
Instead it falls into the mid 2010s big tech start up glorification and everybody is a quirky millennial stereotype. Everytime Robert DeNiro has to act in scenes with all these James Corden clones, I feel bad for him. I also feel bad that he had to work with such a shitty script. It's like parts of it was written by a proper writer and the rest was written by a brain dead fratboy.
I watched the naked gun (first one) I'm a funny Lieutenant now. :D
...leader of a resistance cell fighting fascist occupation...
Delivery boy in the year 3000.
Detective Seargant - from Endeavour, excellent European TV series
they're welding me into a submarine please help me I didn't do anything they aren't resupplying my oxygen help me I am going to die here please help
I legit don’t know… does being a dragon in another world count as a job? If not I’m as employed as I am in real life.
Can't decide if that's better or worse than being an OP vending machine in another world. Damn that shit was disappointing. What's the point of taking isekai to an absurd place if you're just gonna play it straight and use all the same stupid tropes and bland plot progression as every other one?
I run a hotel in hell.
I'm a Fry Cook...despite really wanting to be the manager of the Krusty Krab 2.
Yautja runt hunter. Seems like a tough life.
Hello fellow Predator Badlands enjoyer 🤣
Such a sick movie. I was worried it would be stupid. Sure wasn’t.
Oh my God. What the hell. I can't command a starship. OH MY GOD IS THAT THE BORG!
I've been watching Party Down. So, I guess I'm a bar tender for a catering company. But, I'm also about 30 years younger, have a hot girlfriend, and living in the before times, so, yeah, sign me up.
Guess I'm a doctor/medical director
I knew my addiction to medical dramas would one day pay off
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