At any given point, I'd say there are more aeroplanes in the ocean than aeroplanes in the sky.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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We do need to take a moment of silence for the airplanes that are in the ocean. Because that is actually quite tragic & sad.
A submarine in the sky would be called an abovemarine.
Or it would be a submarine in an extraterrestrial ocean. The craziest part is if you rephrase it to "there are more airplanes in the seas of earth than submarines in the universe" it seems likely that at least one interpretation of this statement is probably fully wrong.
i'm taking the existentialcrisismarine from luxembourg to der schweiz
This would change if we made the moonbase on Europa that I've been advocating for.
Do space shuttles count?
Not that high.
Did you know if you took the all intestines of a person and laid them out end to end, that person would die?
Are blimps sky subnarines
There are more atoms in a single water molecule than there are stars in the entire solar system!
There are more stars in our solar system than there are solar systems in our star.
Suddenly communism
If you donate even just $5 to my submarine balloon program, you can be part of the solution to this harrowing issue. Be the change you want to see in the world.
At least twice as many
Infinitely more
Depends on how you look at it. Every airplane can be a submarine with a bit of effort.
They don't make for good submarines.
I never claimed they did
When the effort is buying a marked down Boeing 747.
That's because submarines have tiny lil wings, they better step it up if they don't want to be beaten
