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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought it was a graphics issue in an Ubisoft game.

I've seen this one before.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 20 points 4 days ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Me updating my dentist on what's happened in the past year

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

John Carpenter's The Thing

[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Is that the bite of '87?

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago

This is just a misinterpretation of dog body language. This good boy doesn't want to smell you. He's opening his jowls so you can put skittles in there.

[–] Blurstoftimes@feddit.online 9 points 4 days ago

Ah! Now I remember why I bought that leaf blower. Here boy!

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

he bites like a sandworm

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I love Angelina Jolie! She has enormous lips!

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a FromSoft enemy

The big dogs in Elden Ring scared the shit outta me for a while.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

A good breeze and the dog damn well might fly away with those sails opened up

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

Several thousand of people are killed by dogs each year

They are near the top of the list of human-killing animals

[–] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago

Huh, didn't think this was true on first glance, but it is if taken worldwide. In the US, bites are still high, but there are very few deaths from them.

Most of the deaths come from rabies in countries that don't have widely available rabies vaccines. This seems like a solvable problem like tuberculosis if greed didn't get in the way.

https://www.terrierowner.com/dogs/people-killed-by-dogs-each-year-according-to-world-health-organization/

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Misleading. People get rabies from dog bites and die when they are not treated. Cows kill a lot more people directly then dogs.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Human-dog interactions happen billions of times a day, this isn't the gotcha you think it is

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago

The top human killing animal is other humans. Dogs are just chillin.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

People who hate dogs and spread lies about them are the worst.

[–] BelTheBard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Weird thing to say ngl

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dogs- that eternal enemy of man!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't kid yourself tomiant. If a dog ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're thinking of cats. Who will eat their family's dead bodies. A thing that dogs will not normally do

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Better than burying it or overcooking it, as far as the cat’s concerned. Wouldn’t put it past cats to politely request a semi-cremation, or temporary burial for the family.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I don't know what this means, but I will NOT eat your corpse. Sorry to disappoint.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is the idea that people are out in legions claiming their biting dogs don't bite?