Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The sales assistant asked how I wanted toupee!

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[–] Doug@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

The guy behind me was getting impatient. I was worried things might get hairy.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

What a receding punchline.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

... It turns out they go by liberal conservatives these days