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Sad gas πŸ˜­πŸ’¨

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

🀩 please send me this gas 🀩

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Does anyone not get the giggles on nitrous at all? When I inhale the stuff I just get trippy thoughts and music sounds better.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Embarrassed gas is just farts. As is disgust gas.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 4 hours ago

Depends upon if you are the producer or the consumer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 5 hours ago

My farts are angry gas. If I rip one in your face, you will immediately be pissed.

[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure chemical weapons are fear gas.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Aerosolized MDMA & Oxytocin = Love Gas

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Aerosolized DPH & Speed = Fear/Terror gas

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Found Scarecrow's Lemmy account

Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Can I have some motivation gas for tomorrow morning, please?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

It's called Adderall.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Inhale some powderized stimulants and it’ll probably do the trick.

(This is a joke, please do drugs responsibly)

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

That moment when you realise the 'smelling salts' folk used to use in Victorian- and Edwardian-era England to stimulate the senses and/or revive a fainted person.. Was often ammonia

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bro my roommate once got some smelling salts from his work. No wonder that wakes you up, sniffing it legitimately feels like razor blades in your nose

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah it just activates the body’s flight response.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

You can vaporize some stimulants like methamphetamine and crack cocaine. They will motivate you at low doses. At higher doses, they will mainly motivate you to do more drugs.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They'd start gassing people in workplaces

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Caffeine inhalers are a thing.

[–] Arctic_monkey@leminal.space 10 points 16 hours ago

I've got some surprise gas, just pull my finger...

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 9 points 18 hours ago

My farts do often make my girlfriend angry so there's that

[–] brap@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It’s all fun and games until someone deploys the ANGER GAS.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Anger gas is what they used as a plot device in The Kingsmen.

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 6 points 18 hours ago

To be fair I would also fly into a murderous rage if an entire church full of people had their phones playing siren sounds at max volume and did nothing about it

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you aerosolized corticosteroids and stimulants, you’d probably get a pretty effective β€œanger gas”

Adding PCP would likely help too

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Throw in aerosolized fent, you are 100% guaranteed to have a bad time.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

♨️

I am not sure what this is supposed to be, my guess would be like, a hot burner coil?

But that might work for some kind of 'angry gas'... ?

I also have no clue what it looks like in any other render style than... whatever it is I am using.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 17 hours ago

I think it's the symbol for a hot springs from Japanese maps.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 17 hours ago

Meh, can't be bothered to look it up.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

If you have dick gas for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor

[–] CorpoCorpse@midwest.social 6 points 20 hours ago

SyFy's Alice had this, still one of my favorite movies (2pt special like IT)

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 points 18 hours ago

This Stanislaw Lem novel is about a Conference that gets hit with LTN gas (Love Thy Neighbor) and oddly specific hallucinogens as an opening move in a global power struggle

Must. Read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurological_Congress

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

that gas station emoji gas got me fent leaning in my grandmas walk-in-closet

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Disgust gas is a fart.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots tranq gun bullets got u.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 19 hours ago

Just fyi tearing is not an emotion

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] extremeboredom@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I wanna try some πŸš„πŸš‰ or perhaps 🎼

[–] Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

When you mix them together πŸ˜‚

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

I would love to see the face palm gas in action.

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