this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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[–] Liuone@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

In his defense, I don't see any holes in this skirt?

Stitch those bad boys up. If there's material missing, fill it in with green piggies 😁

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

He looks great in them. Let him be.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago

Cloth loyalty level: 100.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 13 hours ago

Why don't we have long loincloths like we used to back in ancient times? I bet they're super comfy in the summer.

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 16 points 13 hours ago

That's a feature, not a bug.

[–] stickly@lemmy.world 146 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

I would like a long skirt that conceals nothing but still gives me the opportunity to fall flat on my face with every step.

[–] killea@lemmy.world 53 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Sometimes people on Lemmy rehost pictures and link them in comments because they notice the original's domain (usually catbox.moe or the pict-rs media host of OP's instance) is blocked by some ISPs /s

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 61 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

Thirst trapping too close to the sun

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 18 hours ago

I know a humblebrag when I see one.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 30 points 20 hours ago

That fucking elastic band deserves a medal.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago

Loincloths never went away.

[–] tunarcaleyla@lemmy.world 32 points 22 hours ago

i cant blame him

[–] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's a pajama, who cares? The sandman?

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 21 hours ago

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago

I see a perfectly functional pair of pj pants in this photo. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

[–] homes@piefed.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve been known to hold onto pajama bottoms a bit longer than I should… None currently, but I have in the past…

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 21 hours ago

When I do it for too long they ask me to leave the shop.

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 8 points 21 hours ago

Yeaah, certain operating modules seem to have a systems feature which prevents them to dispose of any underwear until it literally disintegrates on them.