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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Nice job! Friendly advice:

Stack the ends like this:

It will prevent a collapse (logs roll away to the left and/or right)

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh that's a good idea, that. I'll do that for the next batch. Thanks!

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

And probably shouldn't stack it next to a building. Or are termites not a thing there?

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Termites don't tolerate the snow. Below 25F(-4C) they die quickly. In areas with a month or two of freezing temps they don't survive.

That being said with global warming they are steadily moving further north and south latitudes.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I live in the southeast US and termites are a bitch, they were always in our firewood when I was growing up, and I'm sure they're worse now because our winters are now so mild

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Good info to know, we always had the wood pile away when my dad did it but I hadn't thought of that. Course when I was young we were in northern BC so probably not an issue there since it was a winter thing. No burning in my current place but good knowledge if I ever get a fireplace, since I'm in somewhat warmer areas now. Probably shouldn't chop any myself give my coordination either.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 17 points 4 weeks ago

No termites. And in fact, I have 1.5 cords in a wooden shed behind the cottage, and maybe half a cord in the wooden garage 🙂

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago

Ahh the Jenga method.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

More wood to chop tomorrow...

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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Familiar sight. Got some trees left to cut down, some to cut to logs and lots of logs to split. Also got a inguinal hernia waiting to be treated.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ohhhhh boy.. Been there and totally know that job. So far, the work you've done is glorious.

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago

some wood

Picture with a billion woods. Nice.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago

My father built our first house on an acreage in 1984. He chose to put in a wood furnace because we were surrounded by trees. One of my strongest memories is being in the basement stacking wood as he passed it down through a hatch he built into the wall of the garage.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Captain America is apparently a member of this community

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Don't take from his pile

[–] hector@lemmy.today 12 points 4 weeks ago

That is a lot. My back hurts just looking at all of that.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 4 weeks ago

To see if i still feel
I couldn't stack it all away
That unforgiving chill

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 weeks ago

Please rest your back and dont do hard work for a while.

[–] blockityblock@piefed.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you carry water as well?

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

One of my most grounding phrases

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always have a blast chopping wood

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing like chopping wood to clear your head. Well, maybe shifting snow with a snow shovel...

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back in the day, when water wasn't metered, folk would sit on a lawn chair in their garage, and water the concrete driveways. Good times!

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What good does that do? The water would refreeze instantly, and then all the driveway would be good for is running a Zamboni on it, as it would become slippery to death.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So was it to create a private skating rink? 🙂

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

tbh, as kids/teens, we never could figure out why folks did it, as they also usually had nice lawns, gardens, and veggies, etc. so they had ample time with the hose.
But as I water my gardens nowadays, I understand better the cathartic and therapeutic effects.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

So we had crews going by making a new path for a power line through the bush, and there's acres of bucked up poplar in piles. I might head out tomorrow with a tractor and fill a few buckets.

Love me some poplar for the woodstove, that stuff burns hot if it's dry but not old.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Neither actually 🙂

I have no idea what kind of axe I have, but it's very old, quite heavy, and the blade is straight and 2 inches max. It's not easy to deal blows accurately with such a small head, and when it bounces off knotty wood, it tends to be seriously scary. But there's nothing better to split whole trunk logs.

The axe was in the house when I bought it. I always thought I should get a lighter one with a larger curved blade and a little less lively, but laziness got the better of me, and now I'm used to that one. It's just a matter of concentrating when I'm using it.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah, the bounce is scary. Def. a steel toed boots kind of job.

A, reasonably sharp, maul usually doesn't bounce, as long as it hits square... but, if the angle is off and the head rotates instead of chops, it can give your arm a bit of a yank.

I had to do it the old fashioned way until I graduated college. :x Now, I'm old and lazy (and it's also Florida weather, so wood is more of a cooking ingredient than a source of heat) so I just borrow a hydraulic splitter for an afternoon once a year.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, the bounce is scary. Def. a steel toed boots kind of job.

Way ahead of you here: I have no toes 🙂

Actually I would wear steel toed boots if I could, but I can't because the edge of the steel cup quickly starts digging into my funny bits: the front of all my full-size shoes very quickly collapses when I start wearing them and the crease it creates - or the steel thing in safety shoes - becomes unpleasant, if not painful.

So I wear plain old boots. But I do have a large axe gash in front of one of them, and I'm sure glad there was nothing underneath to go spend hours at the ER for.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't tell if you were kidding about the not having toes thing

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're okay with sharing, what happened?

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I lost them to a congenital disease. It's very boring. My only claim to fame is that, unlike most people who get their feet shortened, it wasn't diabetes 🙂

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Way ahead of you here: I have no toes 🙂

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[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is that, about 2, 2.5 cord? Hard to tell from pic.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That would convert to 9 M3 .... It sure ain't that much.

My guess ..... 4 meter long shed made of 12cm boards, 40cm logs ...... I'd say just under 2 m3 (so 0,6 cord)

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

There was about 3 cords on the ground (7 trees) and I'm not half-way done. So maybe one. Probably less 🙂

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[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

The thumbnail looks like a beaver if you squint. So of course my brain went "wow, that beaver has internet in his lodge?"

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought you had to lay bark facing out.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought bark up. And logs in line with the dominant wind direction. But as long as you cover it and allow for ventilation it will dry.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not doing any of that. I have enough dry wood to last me 2 years, so even if I do nothing, this lot will be dry by the time I need to use it.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

I too have always 3..5 winters worth (one can hardly have too much) but I keep it covered and ventilated to avoid chances of rotting.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this strictly for heating / cooking, or do you make use of it for other stuff?

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

Just heating - and as a supplemental source of heat too: the main heating system is geothermal. But this is an old house with a fiendishly efficient stove. So I burn a few logs in there every day and it keeps the entire house nice and warm without the heat pump doing much.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's not perfect, so you have to do it again tomorrow. /s

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