I wonder where in that fantasy anon finishes the fap?
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Plot twist: anon didn’t actually join the military. He was just balls deep in a 8hr call of duty game and high on Mt dew and vape smoke.
Who gets drafted into the army? Is this a Vietnam vet?
This might surprise you, but there are countries other than the US.
I don't just believe every crazy thing I read on the internet, you know.
How did gf go from gf to wife?
i forgot i had a gf
she tells me her husband is in the military
I dont think this story is real
the whole story being something he remembered despite having no memory wasn't the giveaway?
This all tracks for the military
Ain't no way
Fake: Anon has a wife
Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower
Gay: Anon joined the military to look at naked dudes in the shower
Fake, anon forgot why he joined the military
Quiet, whiskey Jack
Plot twist: wife knew it was her husband, has memory loss kink
Imagine how awesome that would be, assuming either A) she hasn't had sex with anyone else or B) if she did, you are okay with that
Wait, I'm sorry, what part of either of these is awesome? I'm lost... If A is the case, whether she had sex with someone else or not is immaterial to the discussion. If she thinks OP is someone else, for all intents and purposes, he is, at least as far as our discussion goes, which makes her a cheater. If B is the case and OP indeed is okay with being cucked (whether it's by himself or not) I would argue that without both parties involved in the relationship having previously agreed to such an arrangement it is, once again, still infidelity and ergo decidedly not awesome.
Although, C) Ultimately none of this matters because D) OP wouldn't remember either way, regardless and E) none of this happened to begin with anyway, so... Shenanigans.
It's awesome because they chose each other all over again 💗
But also:
I didn't realize you could get out of the army without your wife knowing. Maybe that's why it was gf at the beginning and suddenly switched at the end, so you don't realize the incongruity.