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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 45 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 9 minutes ago

He forgot he got married

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

the whole story being something he remembered despite having no memory wasn't the giveaway?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 hours ago

This all tracks for the military

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 13 hours ago