Has it got what plants crave?
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It's easy to obtain, most farmers and horses will let you pose
Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it's going to hurt the entire time.
How does it kill you? I'd think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.
Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet
Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?
I read this as "maximum breast gains" and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.
Maybe there's an easier way involving the transporter?
Regular Transporters don't work like that. The flux matrix compensates for any discrepancies in the patterns pre- vs post-buffer.
I suppose if you built a new transporter type from the ground up instead of using these old starfleet or klingon modules, you could bypass the Bopple Corbulator entirely and the pattern buffer would accept the new parameters.
But who has time for that...
Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.
Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.
Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.
1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.
This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
Judging by the ingredients list I think you'd be at risk of vitamin A poisoning.
Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter
113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L
edit: didn't see it was half a package
.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale
Significant figures go brrrrr :3
Be careful to make sure that it doesn't spoil faster in water. And that it doesn't settle
So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.
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Your liver hates this one simple trick
Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo
Can you believe that's how sheep feel all the time?
feels baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad man
That would explain some things, actually.
no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M
Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I'm going to need some chemical aid though.
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Queue the chubbyemu intro music
Came here to comment he already made a video about exactly this but it was horse electrolytes.
Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was "horse electrolytes" though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.
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I'm no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad
Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess
Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑
Thaaaat was my plan
(Okay, that's my last one.)
Relevant: https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI
He had what-horses-crave-emia.
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Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...
I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?
I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...
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