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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 145 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I read this as "maximum breast gains" and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.

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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 109 points 2 months ago

Your liver hates this one simple trick

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 104 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter

113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L

edit: didn't see it was half a package

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven't had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I've had.

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Be careful to make sure that it doesn't spoil faster in water. And that it doesn't settle

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can you believe that's how sheep feel all the time?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 29 points 2 months ago

That would explain some things, actually.

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[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 47 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Queue the chubbyemu intro music

[–] lefty7283@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

☝️presenting to the emergency room

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

-emia, meaning presence in blood.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was "horse electrolytes" though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.

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[–] hiramfromthechi@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad

Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess

[–] SavinDWhales@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it's going to hurt the entire time.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How does it kill you? I'd think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.

[–] PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...

I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?

I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why would a sedan use mouthwash?

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Where would a sedan's mouth even be?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters

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[–] Cdr_Johannsen@feddit.org 26 points 2 months ago
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this how you wake up the sheeple?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Has it got what plants crave?

[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] konim@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

The guys in that are unexpectably wholesome. They're like well, we got one thing in common. How about a beer?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

He had what-horses-crave-emia.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.

Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.

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[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.

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