This is like some always sunny shit.
"it's not like the SS is coming"
Cue the always sunny title music and the text "the SS ruins the Olympics"
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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What an odd thing to say.
Why would of all groups of people the SS would pop into their head, unprompted? Hmmmmm.
No but its like the SA is coming.
Yeah like that's never happened before
it's not like the SS are coming
That is a strangely specific comment, especially about a group that constantly is compared to the SS .... Because they fucking behave like the SS!
So yeah, yes! The SS are coming and you're rolling out the red carpet
Fuck these Nazis, you should all block their entrance to the country. Hell, Europe should have a requirement that (ex) ice employees aren't welcome. They so the same for ex nazis, don't they?
what "Immigrations Customs Enforcement" objective can it possibly serve to send ICE to italy?
It seems like they're trying to turn the olympics into some kind of fascist goon festival.
They're just there to keep the trains running on time.
So if this does happen, I expect the airport where they land to become a shit show of Europe protests... Let these motherfuckers see how real protests are done and how fucking hated these goons are.
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"They are the same picture"
It's exactly like that.
It's weird how well they knew what to claim while claiming the opposite
Why is US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement even going to provide security for a sports event in another country, anyway? It seems bizarrely out of scope.
Maybe to justify the billions of budget they have been allocated.
Honestly, it's a rare chance for us Europeans to organise a huge protest against ICE. Now I'm kinda dreaming this happens.
They will deport all the Italians in Italy, obviously.
This will age like milk
You mean the country that invented fascism doesn't see the problem with ICE?
This is their current Prime Minister...
Up to not too long ago, the granddaughter of Mussolini was in the same political party.
Jesus christ...I dread to think about what she thinks of Hitler .
This whole planet is doing a speed run to self destruction
I see "Mussolini" and "buon politico" and feel like I can piece enough together.
I don't speak Italian either, but I know enough Spanish (not much) to figure out what it says...
Speak spanish
I think that mussolini was a good politician
And here I was thinking that NOT getting strung up by an angry mob is what makes a good politician
To be fair, the SS used IBM and cocaine to achieve levels of efficiency that ICE can only dream of. ICE is using hallucinating LLMs and Sudafed, clearly.
And also currently have a fascist government.
Well, yes it is.
Buddy, your grandpa got the same thing wrong 90 years ago.
More like the SA.
And italy knows their fascists!
They already have no legitimacy in the US, fuck business do they have going to another country?
Many countries are sending police to help with the event. Mainly to advise on handling their own fans, so it makes sense border or immigration police are sent.
yah it kind of is turning into that.
It IS exactly inviting gestapo to your country. Other country's hit squad having no jurisdiction whatsover.
Puttana motherfucker.
I don't understand why they would go in the first place. They are homeland security. That's not our home land wtf
It kinda is ..
My boy Antonio really just went with the first comparison that jumped to mind.
Really? Explain how this isn't that exact situation.
Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?
Yeah. Sturmabteilung (SA) aka briwnshirts is technically the more accurate comparison.
It is like the SS are coming.
I’ve taken to calling them ICEatzgruppen.
It's like the sa are coming. The ss were a military company, the sa were political police.
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Mussolini II
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” - Monty Python
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