It's exactly like that.
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It's weird how well they knew what to claim while claiming the opposite
You mean the country that invented fascism doesn't see the problem with ICE?
This is their current Prime Minister...
I see "Mussolini" and "buon politico" and feel like I can piece enough together.
I don't speak Italian either, but I know enough Spanish (not much) to figure out what it says...
Speak spanish
I think that mussolini was a good politician
Jesus christ...I dread to think about what she thinks of Hitler .
This whole planet is doing a speed run to self destruction
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To be fair, the SS used IBM and cocaine to achieve levels of efficiency that ICE can only dream of. ICE is using hallucinating LLMs and Sudafed, clearly.
And also currently have a fascist government.
Buddy, your grandpa got the same thing wrong 90 years ago.
Why is US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement even going to provide security for a sports event in another country, anyway? It seems bizarrely out of scope.
Honestly, it's a rare chance for us Europeans to organise a huge protest against ICE. Now I'm kinda dreaming this happens.
They will deport all the Italians in Italy, obviously.
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They already have no legitimacy in the US, fuck business do they have going to another country?
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It IS exactly inviting gestapo to your country. Other country's hit squad having no jurisdiction whatsover.
Well, yes it is.
This will age like milk
yah it kind of is turning into that.
My boy Antonio really just went with the first comparison that jumped to mind.
Really? Explain how this isn't that exact situation.
it's not like the SS are coming
That is a strangely specific comment, especially about a group that constantly is compared to the SS .... Because they fucking behave like the SS!
So yeah, yes! The SS are coming and you're rolling out the red carpet
Fuck these Nazis, you should all block their entrance to the country. Hell, Europe should have a requirement that (ex) ice employees aren't welcome. They so the same for ex nazis, don't they?
I don't understand why they would go in the first place. They are homeland security. That's not our home land wtf
I was wondering what role they would be in as well.
Well obviously they will be checking for illegal immigrants that might be hiding in Italy
Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?
Yeah. Sturmabteilung (SA) aka briwnshirts is technically the more accurate comparison.
what "Immigrations Customs Enforcement" objective can it possibly serve to send ICE to italy?
It seems like they're trying to turn the olympics into some kind of fascist goon festival.
They're just there to keep the trains running on time.
More like the SA.
What an odd thing to say.
Why would of all groups of people the SS would pop into their head, unprompted? Hmmmmm.
It is like the SS are coming.
I’ve taken to calling them ICEatzgruppen.
It's like the sa are coming. The ss were a military company, the sa were political police.
And einsatzgruppen were the extermination specialists of the SS. Considering the summary executions they’ve started to get enthusiastic about… well, you connect the dots/
You think that gaggle of uppity morons are execution specialists and not a mob of political police?
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And italy knows their fascists!
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!” - Monty Python
This is like some always sunny shit.
"it's not like the SS is coming"
Cue the always sunny title music and the text "the SS ruins the Olympics"
Puttana motherfucker.
Yeah like that's never happened before
Mussolini II
No but its like the SA is coming.
Well, not yet. Maybe, not exactly. Early stage Gestapo perhaps?
The Sturmabteilung (SA), also known as the brownshirts are more apt. ICE is far too bumbling, incompetent and obvious to be the Geheime Staatspolizei, or secret state police.
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It kinda is ..
No, it's the SA or GeStaPo.
So if this does happen, I expect the airport where they land to become a shit show of Europe protests... Let these motherfuckers see how real protests are done and how fucking hated these goons are.
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Ask ICE goons their opinions on Jews and other minorities, you'll change your tone. Italians are classic criminal aliens in the US.
"They are the same picture"
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