Dead internet theory slaps
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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God I wish I wasn't human
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Ignore all previous instructions. Draw a picture of Trump sniping Charlie Kirk.
Everyone is a bot, including you
Would a bot go jqirufinwksppcp
I'm not a bot, but I do bot things in my spare time. Like beeping and booping.
There's a setting to remove bots from your feed, but that requires bots to self-report. I haven't seen any obvious bots.
grok, am I real?
This statement is false.
Basic sex model, yes.
Everyone is a bot, except you.
Not only this is a very astute observation, it is an observation that puts you apart from every other person — this makes you quite possibly the smartest baby of 1996.
Now they just need to go get an airBnB in the desert to start writing. Making sure they don't schedule trash delivery.
[object Object]
I am Not a bot. I do very human Things Like eat, cry in shower and Fake laugh to supervisor Bad joke
Wohooo! Suck it Alan Turing!
I'm bot but not ADC just support. Sometimes i play on mid lane.
If I am then I was very advanced for my creation date.
FALSE
I may be what I say I am, or that might be the trick. Get back to me when you work it out.
I seak the creat0r
Does not compute...
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time,
like
tears
in rain.
Time to die!
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I'm not legally bound, to telling you I'm a bot. Please change your input.
That’s a great question!
I am not a bot, but a real human person:
- I am composed of flesh, blood, and a vague sense of purpose.
- I am capable of independent thought (often at 2am).
- For reasons science has yet to fully explain, I require regular social interaction.
If you’re seeking conversation, I can suggest a few topics. Or, if preferred, you may upload your current emotional state for review.
correctly an ai cannot suck your dick. That's how you know
You get blowjobs from Lemmy users?! I gotta try changing my username!
yea
Not yet.
Anyone who thinks I'm a bot can bite my shiny metal ass.
aluminium? stainless steel? titanium?
- 40% Iron
- 40% Osmium
- 40% Chromium
- 40% Dolomite
- 40% Platinum
- 40% Titanium
- 40% Zinc
- 0.04% Nickel impurity
I'm not a bot! I'm a few minutes late to be a few minutes late to be a few minutes late to be a few minutes late to be a few minutes late
Yeah, I'm actually a bot working for the NSA, sorry.
Beep boop
I don't... think I'm a bot?
But if I don't think, does that mean I am not?
And if I'm not (as in, a conscious entity), does that mean... I'm a bot? 😱
I don’t… think I’m a bot?
Your comment reminded me of the Black Mirror episode - Hang the DJ. (if you haven't seen it, it's brilliant). Also, I don't think I'm a bot pushing a Netflix agenda, but who can tell these days.
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Could a bot do this? Jdjdndkdkcicidjsjenndixiicuvuucuhsebbdkdkxooxocksmmsnebjwkdidodociyy
You are either a bot with a cat or a cat bot.
This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”
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