I guess waking someone up is easy like yelling. Having someone go to sleep when they don't feel like it needs some finesse.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Because mornings suck

Wake the fuck up samurai
"YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!"
Rise and shine, motherfucker

Top of the morn’n, motherfucker.
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
Wakey wakey, hands off the snakey!
Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it's definitely a thing. It doesn't even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like...? instinctively...? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands...? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.

fuck I love oglaf ty for reminding me

Top o’ the mornin, guvna!
Good morrrow, m'lord
No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.
There's a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means "you survived the night"
That's fucking metal
Does "fuck you" count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
This actually make be laugh out loud! Thanks! I need this.
Fuck you
(I haven't had breakfast)
Back at ya!
(I haven’t even had coffee yet)
Who’s we?
The part of my brain that was in control when I made this post.
Was it the part that's normally responsible for pooping?
No. In general that part of my brain is given no responsibility.
We have a bunch of ways for both though.
DO we have a bunch of ways to say good night?
Yeah.
Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.
Actually now I'm blanking
Mornin'! ... mrnn... Slept well? Breakfast's ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee... 🧟♀️
Grand rising!
"The suns awake so Im awake!" Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.
Carpe Diam
Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep
We don’t, hope that helps