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[–] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 5 points 47 minutes ago
[–] simsalabim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Quite an awkward position for a glory hole.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 48 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hate when that happens and you have to lick it all up before the dog beats you to it.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 11 hours ago

It's so you can get a nice wet spot on the floor for that maximum bathroom aesthetic.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Distance and accuracy training.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 39 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I thought it was to start the shower without getting the cold or hot water all over you.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 119 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The hole is there to allow water to pass through the shower wall and accrue on the floor surface around the toilet, enhancing the sock experience of toiletgoers.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

isn't that what the shaggy pee mat in front of the toilet is for?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 3 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

How do you suck at aiming so bad if you’re peeing on the floor?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

I don't understand your question. You're asking how I suck at aiming if I am peeing on the floor, but I never said I was missing the pee mat.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn't spray out in weird directions.

[–] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Wait. This is a totally alien thought to my entire life experience. I suppose you don’t pull it back do you? For whatever reason I think that’s how I imagined it? Honestly, I don’t think I have ever imagined it to be fair.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Just wait till you learn how cold shrinkage affects the peeing experience for un-cut folks! Let's just say it doesn't all shrink uniformly...

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I do pull it back, idk about the other guys wiener but for me the skin makes for a more unpredictable stream.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

ah that's it then. All this time I was pulling the other guy's

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Did you find that helped the accuracy of the discharge?

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 4 hours ago

I do not. Imagine a garden hose, if you use just the hose water comes out as an even flow, if you covered the end up with your fingers it would pressure spray widely between the gaps.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not peeing on the floor, I'm peeing on the shaggy pee mat. Hence the name

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 10 hours ago

Peeing on shaggy? image

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[–] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (23 children)

The boring answer is that its for reaching the shower controls for adjusting the temperature and pressure without the need to stand under the shower. Mostly for people with disabilites or people who needs aides.

temperature and pressure

mfw i realize that shower is a chemistry reactor

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 17 hours ago

It just occurred to me that it's not a sliding door, so this is plausible.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

Doesn’t the screen being transparent rather spoil the effect?

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

My first thought was to flush the toilet whenever you needed warmer water. I used to rent an apartment where I had to turn on cold water in the sink to get hot enough water in the shower.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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