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By Kevin J. Marshall, Heartland Public Ledger, Des Moines, Iowa

DES MOINES, Iowa — A 23-year-old man who said he was protesting rising crime in downtown Des Moines by wearing homemade armor constructed from aluminum soda cans was fired from his job this week after arriving late for his shift and causing a disturbance that required police intervention.

According to police and store officials, the man arrived at a local Walmart wearing a bulky suit of armor made from approximately 146 Mountain Lightning cans, Walmart’s store-brand citrus soda, along with plastic fasteners and parts produced on a home 3D printer.

The man told officers he had walked to work in the armor hoping it would spark conversations about public safety and crime.

“He said he wanted people to ask him why he was dressed that way,” said Des Moines police spokesperson Sgt. Laura Nguyen. “He described it as a form of peaceful protest.”

The plan did not unfold as intended.

Store management said the man reported to work about 17 minutes late after struggling to remove the armor in the employee restroom. When informed that he would be terminated for tardiness, the situation escalated into a verbal dispute that drew attention from customers and staff.

Police were called to de-escalate the situation. No arrests were made.

While reviewing security footage related to the incident, store management discovered additional concerns. Video from earlier that morning appeared to show the man removing several cans of Mountain Lightning from store shelves and placing them in a backpack before clocking in, according to a Walmart incident report.

Walmart declined to comment on personnel matters but confirmed that the termination was based on multiple policy violations.

The man acknowledged taking the soda but said he intended to pay for it later.

“I needed it for armor upgrades,” he told officers, according to a police report. “I want to layer it some more and make it look cooler. I wasn’t trying to steal.”

Police said no theft charges have been filed, though the incident remains under review.

City residents who witnessed the armor-clad walk described it as confusing but not threatening.

“I thought it was cosplay or some kind of performance art,” said Melissa Grant, who saw the man downtown earlier in the day. “I didn’t realize it was a protest.”

The man was not injured, and officers said the armor did not violate any laws. After being escorted from the store, he was allowed to leave without further incident.

Asked whether he felt the protest had worked, the man told officers he believed it had “started a conversation,” though he acknowledged the outcome was not what he had hoped.

Police said the incident underscores the challenges of unconventional protests intersecting with workplace rules.

“People are allowed to express themselves,” Nguyen said. “But employers also have policies, and actions still have consequences.”

The former employee declined further comment.

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[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I worked nights at a local Walmart once. In the first week I saw multiple drug addicts using in the store, a violent mentally ill woman yelling at her shopping cart because it dropped her frozen carrots, and a man openly masturbating in the women's underwear section.

Wish I'd had the presence of mind to make myself some armor.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I needed it for armor upgrades"

Lmao bro is living in a game!

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

pwning life!

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fact that he stole the cans from them and then walked in wearing them LOL

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

criminal mastercraft

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The former employee declined further comment.

"I... think I've said enough."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago

Release the Armored Man files!

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wal-Mart missed a unique opportunity to turn this into a marketing stunt, and fired the guy instead. Idiots.

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Well, I just bought a 24-pack of Mountain Lightning, so Imma try to partner up with my local store! And it tastes better than Mountain Dew, so winning!

Obligatory Mountain Lightning song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olA3DsJceQk

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 hours ago

Well if it is it's not fucking working goddamnit. Think I can get a refund?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So is alcohol and people love that shit.

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Good point! I personally think that alcohol is poisoner than Mountain Lightning or shitty youtube music tho.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Arsenic is literally poison."

"But so is cyanide!!"

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

God forbid people enjoy their lives instead of trying to minmax their lifespan.

It's good to be informed when something is risky or bad for you, but people can decide what to do with their own body.

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago

Amen, brother!

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

"But so are those little leaves on tomato plants!"

Wait, I have eaten way too many of those. Hmmm, maybe that explains everything!

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Right? Love something till it kills ya. And baby, here I am loving it and singing it, and chomping on my pork rinds!

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm hoping that this is a future origin story.

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Hopefully the bad guys only have BB guns as weapons, because...

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Weird, I just posted an oddly relevant music video the other day.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could see mysleft showing up in armour at least but then I know there would be at least one time "too late to ditch the armour... I'll change when I get there"

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta lean into it and pretend it's all part of the plan, man.

[–] RalphNader2028@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago