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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

On Nextdoor here in the south, there are several INSANE people who link to a Ivermectin page every time someone mentions getting the flu or sick.

They think they know more than doctors and it's truly just embarrassing and sad.

It's true though. I took some horse electrolytes the other day and I have been staring into the fabric of the universe for several days.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And that'll make my bunghole pretty, right??

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Bunghole! I need TP for my bunghole... heh heh

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Absolutely!

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't really prove things in science. In fact, you try to disapprove them as best as you can, over and over.

[–] Hyperrealism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Meh. Sometimes you try to disprove the hypothesis that the frogs are gay, but find out they're sexy.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Wonder if the morons would change their tune if we started spreading the "lie" that a chemical in vaccines extends your life span...

I mean it sorta does in a way.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

First, you need to convincingly pose as one of them. Hard to pull off without barfing.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I only jack off with unpasteurized milk nuggets