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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I have bad news about the amount of bots on grindr

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

Breaking Bad and a lot of TV shows fake the science for this very reason! People will try it at home.

[–] gws@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

HF won't dissolve a body but if you work with it you'll probably become the next one.

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair, a lot of stuff like this is intentionally wrong for people potentially like in the OP but not being ironic. Like a chip of fulminated mercury blowing up a building but somehow not touching off the rest of the bag; though the rest of the bag may have just been actual meth.

[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Did you know that if you mix equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it blew the fucking AC unit out of the window, but their ears are fine!

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lmao I thought the exact same during a Terminator 2 rewatch recently where they’re shooting inside a closed elevator with a shotgun and pistol at the T-1000 on top. Erryone getting hearing aids.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 hours ago

When you have to face Mr.LiquidMurderbot, tinnitus is the least of your worries.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah well I might not know how to turn gay, but I know what piranha compound is.

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I might not know how to turn gay

Not with that attitude you don’t.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've done my due diligence there, guys aren't hot and my prostate won't do the thing. It's fucked up, but we can't help how we're born. 🤷‍♂️

[–] CTDummy@piefed.social 2 points 22 hours ago

Gotta respect the empirical approach🙏

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wait. Acid doesn't work? So how do you get rid of a body? Asking for a friend.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago